Dear Call of Duty/Black Ops 6,
I think bunny hoping is so, so, so cool. Being able to bounce around the map, leaping high into the air once, twice, ten times in a row. What could be more liberating and wonderful??? And being able to wield all sorts of automatic rifles and sub machine guns with perfect accuracy all the while mowing down entire teams of opposing special ops with perfect impunity. Those newbs have no chance to hit you, but since you're sashaying through doorways and then instantly transitioning into a gymnastic flurry of Peter-Rabbit bounces you have no problem whatsoever hitting them (all headshots). It's just so damn REAL!
What could possible be better?
Well, I have some suggestions.
1.) Please, please, please add BUNNY HOPING to all future cutscenes and game cinematics. Don't be ashamed! Show it off. For realz! This game is 1000% all about having elite bouncing skillz. Who cares if you are a special forces operator? Who cares how many men you've had to kill or how many battles you've just barely made it through and survived? CAN YOU BOUNCE???? That is what matters. Bouncing and literally pretending to be a bunny on Easter Sunday is all that matters in this game. Show it off!
2.) Also, can we add ballerina tutu outfits and those cute little pointe shoes they wear? This would improve the realism of the game as ballerina costumes would perfectly encapsulate the obviously intended look and feel of the game. Sure, anyone can bounce their way around the warzone in your typical everyday army fatigues. Blah, blah, blah. This game isn't about man's inherit "call of duty" to fight for one's county, to live or die in a desperate battle for freedom and democracy. Nay! This game is about dancing, leaping, bouncing, and (dare i suggest it) possibly also giggling our way around the map. This should be highlighted for all to see by adding tutu's and pointe's to all cut scenes and cinematics.
Just think about it.....Dudes aimlessly scrolling by on tiktok and instagram and youtube would stumble onto newly released video's showing the "NEW AND IMPROVED" Call of Duty/BlackOps 6 ballerina buny hopping and would immediately say to themselves, "Holy shit! I NEED THAT TUTU!!!!" Guaranteed to stop scrolling, download 7 million GB's of updates, then jump into the game immediatley (errr, once all those updates have been installed...so maybe the next day), and start shovelling money out of their daddy's paypal account hoping to be the first to buy a new girly girl ballerina oufit.
Think of the profits! And think too of the realism. The COD and BO6 brands ARE ALL ABOUT THE HOPPING!
Be "ALL IN".
That is all.
Looking forward with enourmous enthusiasm to this top prioirty suggestion being forwarded up the chain.
Thank you.
I think bunny hoping is so, so, so cool. Being able to bounce around the map, leaping high into the air once, twice, ten times in a row. What could be more liberating and wonderful??? And being able to wield all sorts of automatic rifles and sub machine guns with perfect accuracy all the while mowing down entire teams of opposing special ops with perfect impunity. Those newbs have no chance to hit you, but since you're sashaying through doorways and then instantly transitioning into a gymnastic flurry of Peter-Rabbit bounces you have no problem whatsoever hitting them (all headshots). It's just so damn REAL!
What could possible be better?
Well, I have some suggestions.
1.) Please, please, please add BUNNY HOPING to all future cutscenes and game cinematics. Don't be ashamed! Show it off. For realz! This game is 1000% all about having elite bouncing skillz. Who cares if you are a special forces operator? Who cares how many men you've had to kill or how many battles you've just barely made it through and survived? CAN YOU BOUNCE???? That is what matters. Bouncing and literally pretending to be a bunny on Easter Sunday is all that matters in this game. Show it off!
2.) Also, can we add ballerina tutu outfits and those cute little pointe shoes they wear? This would improve the realism of the game as ballerina costumes would perfectly encapsulate the obviously intended look and feel of the game. Sure, anyone can bounce their way around the warzone in your typical everyday army fatigues. Blah, blah, blah. This game isn't about man's inherit "call of duty" to fight for one's county, to live or die in a desperate battle for freedom and democracy. Nay! This game is about dancing, leaping, bouncing, and (dare i suggest it) possibly also giggling our way around the map. This should be highlighted for all to see by adding tutu's and pointe's to all cut scenes and cinematics.
Just think about it.....Dudes aimlessly scrolling by on tiktok and instagram and youtube would stumble onto newly released video's showing the "NEW AND IMPROVED" Call of Duty/BlackOps 6 ballerina buny hopping and would immediately say to themselves, "Holy shit! I NEED THAT TUTU!!!!" Guaranteed to stop scrolling, download 7 million GB's of updates, then jump into the game immediatley (errr, once all those updates have been installed...so maybe the next day), and start shovelling money out of their daddy's paypal account hoping to be the first to buy a new girly girl ballerina oufit.
Think of the profits! And think too of the realism. The COD and BO6 brands ARE ALL ABOUT THE HOPPING!
Be "ALL IN".
That is all.
Looking forward with enourmous enthusiasm to this top prioirty suggestion being forwarded up the chain.
Thank you.